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Inmate ‘to sue for rodent penis bite’

20 Jan

A judge has ruled that a man who claims to have been bitten on the penis by a rodent can sue county officials for damages relating to the alleged incident in 2007.

Peter Solomon suggested that Nassau County Correctional Center was negligent and mistreated him by placing him in what is claimed to have been a rodent-infested cell because his is black, BBC News reports.

Nassau County lawyers opposed the lawsuit, arguing that they had acted in an official capacity and were not aware of substantial risks. They also denied that a rodent problem existed in the jail and noted that no stitches were required after the incident.

Solomon alleges that when in a medical observation unit a rat “or similar rodent” bit him on the penis and hand.

Judge Arthur Spatt yesterday ruled that the lawsuit could proceed and said: “The parties dispute whether the rodent was a mouse or a rat, whether Solomon was bitten or scratched, and the nature and extent of his injuries.”

Robbers ‘accidentally snort man’s ashes’

20 Jan

A group of teenagers reportedly snorted a man’s ashes which they thought was cocaine after they broke into his daughter’s Florida home last December.

The culprits took the urn holding the ashes along with jewelery, electronics and a container carrying the remains of two Great Danes when they robbed the Silver Springs Shores residency, Reuters reports.

A report from Marion County Sheriff’s Office read: “The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine.”

After realizing their mistake, the suspects threw the remaining ashes into a lake out of fear that their fingerprints were on the containers, the sheriff’s spokesman Judge Cochran added.

The thieves have been jailed on a number of charges, including burglary. Police are still trying to recover the missing ashes.

Fool of the Week 9/2/10

2 Sep

Got locked up for some weed in the Maybach!

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Doctor dies in chimney trying to break into lover’s home!

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The Fool of the Week 8/11/10

11 Aug

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